Random Thoughts for the Day

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Random Thoughts for the Day:

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this-- ever.

15. I hate it when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Darn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voice mail. What' did you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

17. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

18. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

19. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Bud Light or a Margarita than Kay.
 

The fitted sheet is going be an eternal question, but I have to admit, Number 9 is the head of the nail for me.

Fantastic.
 

Hi Lisa,

Number 4.

There is a punctuation mark you can use if you want to be sure your sarcasm comes through in your emails, etc. A company called "sarcasm" has come up with "THE SARC-MARK."

It's a dot inside a spiral line and supposed to be used at the end of a sentence if you're concerned the irony of your message will be lost.

I heard about it on a radio program in the last few weeks. Could catch on. I won't post a link but have a look at sarc-mark. com

Thinking of sarcasm I'm reminded of my sister many years ago. My nephew was very young and misbehaving, my sister looked at him and said "I can't wait until you're old enough to understand sarcasm." I still laugh at that line with her. The lad is 30 now and just as funny as his mum.
 
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