Random things you've overheard!

[JamesBT]

At a rugby game on Sunday, in the hospitality suite. Overheard a middle aged lad who had had a fair few ales at the free bar....

"I don't know what you're laughing at, you would have definitely got raped in India."

 

[Deleted member 28206]

" lad, her arse is massive"

"And"

"Aright"

 

[mrs the esk]

I also overheard someone say " I left her to the mercy of her friends"

 

[FTY]

'Aha, what a goosecatcher'

I heard that today in Kirkby. WTF!

 

[evertony]

" Glad I'm not a lobster".....mrs on Sunday.

Very do,d.

 

[Hibbosculturedrightboot]

Was on a bus and a couple that could only be described as looking and sounding a couple of steps behind the rest of humanity sat behind me. They loudly started discussing the girl's sister and her pregnancy. Boy asked "what do you want it to be". Girl replied: "I don't care if it is a boy or a girl or a bit of both so long as it is healthy". Quite.

 

[malcson]

My mum (since shuttled off this mortal coil) once said to the lady up the road: "I don't blame the queers, it's the blokes who go out with them".

My mother in law (also sadly no longer with us) once said to an Indian Taxi driver, "I'm not a racist I think your kids are really cute!"

 

[BiggyRat]

Overheard two Kiwis walking down the street in Melbourne; "Oh look. It's International Year of the Family here too!"