Random things you've overheard!

malcson · April 10, 2013

I was in a shop this week when a lad about twenty turned to two of his mates and said

"I fell over in the shower this morning doing Gangnam Style"

WTF!!!

What's worse his mates carried on as though he had just said the most natural thing in the world.

Joao Moutinho · April 10, 2013

Haha that's funny that.

Can't think of any of the top of my head like but I always hear people saying things that I really have no idea what they are going on about

ArtetaMagic · April 10, 2013

Overhead 3 fella's on the bus talking about Jimmy Saville and they were saying that the media were just picking on an old man who wasnt here to defend himself anymore!

Del · April 10, 2013

In Chico's mars last night and number 325 said "Shes charging me £3.50 to take a poo on her chest"

Knocked me sick

Jacko93 · April 10, 2013

ArtetaMagic said:
Overhead 3 fella's on the bus talking about Jimmy Saville and they were saying that the media were just picking on an old man who wasnt here to defend himself anymore!

Fred Dibnagh, Keith Chegwin, Stuart Hall?

Millea · April 10, 2013

When I was in school the other week I heard some little year 7 kid go "Arr lad! She's been with aba 5 fellas in two months and jibbed them after a week."

Young love, eh?

carlos21 · April 10, 2013

Millea said:
When I was in school the other week I heard some little year 7 kid go "Arr lad! She's been with aba 5 fellas in two months and jibbed them after a week."

Young love, eh?

afternoon danny my mum is in hospital for the night chest pains.

Millea · April 10, 2013

carlos21 said:
afternoon danny my mum is in hospital for the night chest pains.

Afternoon mate, that's not good. Is she going to be okay?

carlos21 · April 10, 2013

Millea said:
Afternoon mate, that's not good. Is she going to be okay?

i hope so mate.

Millea · April 10, 2013

carlos21 said:
i hope so mate.

As do I mate, hope she's well soon kid.

carlos21 · April 10, 2013

Millea said:
As do I mate, hope she's well soon kid.

thanks mate.

malfosse · April 10, 2013

carlos21 said:
afternoon danny my mum is in hospital for the night chest pains.

Hope she feels better soon mate.

carlos21 · April 10, 2013

malfosse said:
Hope she feels better soon mate.

thanks malfosse.

somuchfun · April 10, 2013

'I suck a mean d*ck'.

-Chico's mar

Bruce Wayne · April 10, 2013

Sat on the bus the other week and some teenage girls were talking about babies. They seemed certain that they could get pregnant and give the baby up for adoption, without actually giving birth to it. I think the whole bus did a collective face palm.