Quick Money Making Ideas

[ijjysmith]

So, I want quick and easy money.

Weddings are expensive. Who has some good quick money making ideas?

So far this is the best idea:

[video=youtube_share;qjj8eMNxivM]http://youtu.be/qjj8eMNxivM [/video]

 

[tommye]

get fingered by random celebrity. It's all the rage these days

 

[bignev23]

Sell your hoop mate,works for me.If you don`t fancy that mugging or shoplifting are not bad.

 

[bluejock]

So, we're all agreed that this thread will primarily be differing descriptions of prostitution?

Coolio.

 

[roydo]

"Have you been missold PPI........"

 

[Bigmaclad]

A naked Mrs Ijjy calendar

 

[roydo]

Ask Joe Cole how he managed it? All that cash for doing cock all.

 

[BlueWeasel]

Scratch-cards. Lots and lots of scratch-cards. If you don't have the capital, nick them?

 

[DanEFC92]

 

[Deloodid]

Remember that time when u was 8 when jimmy savile fingered you??

Kerrrrchinnnggg

 

[Joao Moutinho]

Get signed by Everton as a goalkeeper

 

[The-Golden-Vision]

 

[Deleted member 28206]

So, I want quick and easy money.

Weddings are expensive. Who has some good quick money making ideas?

So far this is the best idea:

[video=youtube_share;qjj8eMNxivM]http://youtu.be/qjj8eMNxivM [/video]

Drugs, prostitution, money laundering, intimidating witnesses, forex trading.

 

[Seamus Colemole]

 

[bignev23]

Scratch-cards. Lots and lots of scratch-cards. If you don't have the capital, nick them?

My friend was on his way home from the pub one night and popped into the garage for some fags.He was drunk and thought it would be funny to pick up two small oil cartons which vaguely resembled the shape of a gun and proceded to pretend to hold the garage up.Everyone was laughing as it was quite obvious he was messing about. But then He grabbed the whole rack of scratch cards which they have with all the different types in and ran straight out the door.The man in the Garage pressed the panic button and there where police swarming all over the place.My friend threw the container into a garden and hid in his nans garden who lived nearby.As he was hiding he realised what he`d done and walked back to the garage to explain, the police obviously grabbed him and the garage man confirmed it was him. The police said it was upto the garage man if he wanted to press charges and he said he didn`t. So my friend just went with the police and retrieved the scratch cards then the police let him go. I was pi**ing myself.