Questions that haunt me

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I thought it was time to bring this back

Good plan.

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?

How come abbreviation is such a long word?

Why is the alphabet in that order?

If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?

If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving backward, would the taxi driver end up owing you money?

What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?

Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosylabic"?

Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?

Isn't the best way to save face to keep the lower part shut?

Can you be a closet claustrophobic?


Sorry if any of these are repeats.
 
Who the **** decided on the term Dyslexia? Because if you have it you sure as hell can't spell it
 
Why do I leave a tip for staff at a resturant or bar, but not at our staff canteen or the local chippy?

Why do I tip a cab driver but not a bus driver?

Why do I give a Christmas tip to my postman, who brings me nothing but bad news and bills all year, but not the bloke who delivers the weekly free local newspaper with all the discount coupons?
 

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