Why would you pay a vet when you thousands of years combined experience on here to help and guide you through this difficult time.If that doesn't work ask the vet for advice.
You have a wealth of good advice here at your fingertips and all for free
That’s the beauty of Internet forums.
I’d try the sawdust option personally after reading all the posts
The bridge scenario and the flamethrower while guaranteed succcessful are a tad severe and there’s a slight chance of a slightly detrimental outcome.
Good luck in whatever option you choose but a real man wouldn’t go to the vet.