Pub pet peeves

[The T-Dex]

If you ask for a made up cocktail don't expect it to be cheap.

 

[bflefc]

Parrot heads (****e haircut, and even ****er dress sense - especially trainers)

Whoppers talking bollocksed about "footie" - its football, you bad throbber

Pretty much everyone, really. I can't stand almost anyone in most places now. All scruffy, mutant-like whoppers who shouldn't be allowed out.

 

[steken1]

People drinking pints in clubs.

Leg it you f*ckin wool it's not the 80's.

 

[MattyLufbra]

People drinking pints in clubs.

Leg it you f*ckin wool it's not the 80's.

Yeah, I'd deffo rather have a bottle of warm carling/carlsberg/some other ****e beer than a cold pint whilst the walls are dripping with sweat from the lack of air flow in any club.

 

[steken1]

Yeah, I'd deffo rather have a bottle of warm carling/carlsberg/some other ****e beer than a cold pint whilst the walls are dripping with sweat from the lack of air flow in any club.

I enjoy spilling ale all over people myself, and looking a bad whopper as I do it.

How come the pints colder than the bottle btw?