Housequake
Player Valuation: £8m
I'll start.
Pints of Guinness poured incorrectly.
Go.
Pints of Guinness poured incorrectly.
Go.
People stood drinking their drink at the bar by the till. Get out of the way you weapon.
Some [Poor language removed] hogging the Juke Box, or already whacked £50 worth of sh*te into it
Putting on the news channel and killing the audio