Primary school, after fart, retaliation avoidance techniques.

[Vic Flange]

Jesus, hope this wasn't only at our school !
A long time ago,in a primary school in darkest Derbyshire....it was custom to receive a dead arm from anyone nearby if you let rip, unless you were quick enough to protect yourself with the force field of saying the magic word out loud before a blow could be struck.
This began with a simple utterance of "safety", later embellished with an open hand thumb to forehead gesture, and later still with "arsenal" instead.
Where do kids come up with these things?, do they still come up with these
things? or were we just more naive ? Chuckling to myself thinking about it now.

 

[Pat's Van]

"smell the beef chief" that's what we used to say in St John's R.C. Primary School, Kirkdale

I occasionally still say it in work sometimes, customers usually aren't impressed

 

[Brennan]

I still remember 'turn around touch the ground bagsy 1,2,3 not it'.

And you were either a mosher, a greebo or a townie. No such thing as a chav when i was in primary school.

I miss being a kid.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Pubs.