Prevenger's Fumesday Clock

[Prevenger17]

Isolated showers of "Where's Besic?" fume tempered by gusts of cautious optimism and light spells of John Stones. Chances of Martinez' job being called into question: Mild

 

[Seamus Colemole]

Can you do one for what time the first person moaning about bells and kneejerks is please?

 

[Prevenger17]

Can you do one for what time the first person moaning about bells and kneejerks is please?

I'll update it at the next movement of the hands.

 

[KevMirallas]

Barkley on the left could bring in a low pressure fume system. Worth keeping an eye on.

 

[Prevenger17]

Barkley on the left could bring in a low pressure fume system. Worth keeping an eye on.

Thick cloud of Naisy/Barkley in the centre debates sweeping in from the North East, we're monitoring the situation closely.

 

[Shibbywiggles]

Expecting some sunny spells in the NW created by McCarthy, Mirallas and Stones returning followed up by a massive shower of shyte creeping up from the Midlands to grock us all into depression.

 

[BlueLlama]

Strong outbreaks of Stoke are sh1thouses here. Reasonable chance of "justfukkingetitforward"

 

[Prevenger17]

 

[Prevenger17]

That dive has resulted in a freak tectonic shift. A combination of cheating/poor refereeing/us being crap has generated a whirlwind of jerking knees that puts us at half 9 on the Fumesday clock.

 

[ianefc]

Wont happen today, Martinez scapegoat is sorted. The Ref.

 

[toffeejack]

can't believe you've not included officials on your clock for a game refereed by mason.

 

[Prevenger17]

Midnight approaches.

 

[davidloach]

Osman needs to be on there somewhere, as well as pheenomenal

 

[zandvoort blue]

Need to add individual, off the wall shouts as replacements for Bobby

 

[Prevenger17]