Press Call

[Azzbot]

When he's near the printing section, just shout out that you want Moutinho on the back and see his reaction.

Imagine he winked at you or something

 

[Brownie]

I'm gonna get Moyes to sign a folded up piece of paper that's actually a 20 year contract.

 

[Philw]

Just close your eyes, and think on to tomorrow.

Moyes turns up, Moutinho on his left, Defour on his right, and Tevez following behind. What would you do?

Tell the guy at the back its not Halloween?
Throw a bag over Tevez' head? etc etc...

Anyone wanna day trip from London to Liverpool tomorrow? Not like I have anything better to do!!

 

[TX Bill]

"Lescott 5 please"

<Moyes winces>

"Erm, I mean Jagielka 6"

Must spread rep....

 

[StDomingosGringo]

Cahill's Metatarsal I had to find out how to +rep for that.