Preparedness Thread for the UnRaptured

[orchard]

Looks like we haven't been raptured for our sins. The good Christians are now with God once more and we have seven years of an abandonment of Christianity on Earth to look forward to...

What should we expect ? Gun crime in the US ? Lack of compassion for the poor and needy? Electing leaders with poor moral standards? Usury taking a dominant role in everyday life ?

Also, anyone give their house away and find themselves homeless today after not getting raptured ?

 

[Rita_Poon]

Isn't it a little early to be hitting the spirits?

 

[SJB]

 

[orchard]

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The US itself is the gift that keeps giving mate.

 

[orchard]

 

[verreauxi]

totally normal people.

 

[Jimishorts]

totally normal people.

Bet they all post regularly in the transfer thread.

 

[wgtwiddle]

John Nelson Darby

Rethinking the Rapture: What Scripture and History Really Tell Us

Every few years, predictions about the “rapture” circulate in popular media and church discussions. Some claim to know the exact date when Christians will suddenly vanish into heaven, leaving the rest of the world behind to face tribulation. Understandably, such claims spark both curiosity and...

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[Swartzy]

Explain raptured..

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Cooking sherry opened early...

 

[Bedfordblue]

Explain raptured..

Fab 5 Freddy told me everybody's fly
DJ spinnin', I said, "My, my"
Flash is fast, Flash is cool
François c'est pas, flashé no deux
And you don't stop, sure shot
Go out to the parking lot
And you get in your car and drive real far
And you drive all night, and then you see a light
And it comes right down, and it lands on the ground
And out comes a man from Mars
And you try to run, but he's got a gun
And he shoots you dead, and he eats your head
And then you're in the man from Mars
You go out at night, eatin' cars
You eat Cadillacs, Lincolns, too
Mercurys and Subaru
And you don't stop, you keep on eatin' cars
Then, when there's no more cars, you go out at night
And eat up bars where the people meet
Face to face, dance cheek to cheek
One to one, man to man
Dance toe to toe, don't move too slow
'Cause the man from Mars is through with cars
He's eatin' bars, yeah, wall to wall
Door to door, hall to hall
He's gonna eat 'em all
Rapture, be pure
Take a tour through the sewer
Don't strain your brain, paint a train
You'll be singin' in the rain
Said, don't stop to punk rock

 

[Jimishorts]

Explain raptured..

 

[Jimishorts]

Fab 5 Freddy told me everybody's fly
DJ spinnin', I said, "My, my"
Flash is fast, Flash is cool
François c'est pas, flashé no deux
And you don't stop, sure shot
Go out to the parking lot
And you get in your car and drive real far
And you drive all night, and then you see a light
And it comes right down, and it lands on the ground
And out comes a man from Mars
And you try to run, but he's got a gun
And he shoots you dead, and he eats your head
And then you're in the man from Mars
You go out at night, eatin' cars
You eat Cadillacs, Lincolns, too
Mercurys and Subaru
And you don't stop, you keep on eatin' cars
Then, when there's no more cars, you go out at night
And eat up bars where the people meet
Face to face, dance cheek to cheek
One to one, man to man
Dance toe to toe, don't move too slow
'Cause the man from Mars is through with cars
He's eatin' bars, yeah, wall to wall
Door to door, hall to hall
He's gonna eat 'em all
Rapture, be pure
Take a tour through the sewer
Don't strain your brain, paint a train
You'll be singin' in the rain
Said, don't stop to punk rock

Great minds.

 

[COYBL25]

Bet they all post regularly in the transfer thread.

And the match day threads.

 

[Swartzy]

I'm now officially concerned..
Blondie has me raptured..