Premier League Dream Team

[yorksrye]

Saw it in the what if all players are english thread and thought lets give just a go.

I'll start.

Mignolet
Coleman
Baines
Kompany
Vidic
Carzola / Townsend / Hazard
Yaya Toure
Ramsey
Rooney
Van Persie
Lukaku

Struggled with right wing in a 442 formation but let's have that for a start. I had to choose based on current form.

 

[Azzurri]

Mignolet

Zabaleta
Kompany
Vidic
Baines

Toure
Ramsey

Hazard
Rooney
Suarez

Van Persie

 

[yorksrye]

Mignolet

Zabaleta
Kompany
Vidic
Baines

Toure
Ramsey

Hazard
Rooney
Suarez

Van Persie

yes was never gonna include Seweratz but Zabaleta is a good shout at RB.

 

[Furey1878]

Begovic
Zabaleta Kompany Vidic Baines
Oscar Toure Ramsey Hazard
Rooney Suarez​

 

[Azzurri]

yes was never gonna include Seweratz but Zabaleta is a good shout at RB.

Never in a million years would I want him at Everton, but morals don't exist in this dream team world.

 

[Kurt.]

I would juggle etween hazard and aguero.

 

[Azzurri]

I would juggle etween hazard and aguero.

Forgot about him actually.

Is he as creative?

 

[meatyard]

Ozil deserves a place somewhere

 

[yorksrye]

Ozil deserves a place somewhere

Did think of Ozil but last nights performances show Hazard, Ramsey, Toure and Rooney deserve a place. I must admit that in a dream team world with no morals and after last night that suarez gets the nod over Van Persie

 

[bluejock]

Vidic is a shadow of his former self.

 

[Bungle]

Howard
Coleman
Jagielka
Distin
Oviedo
Mirallas
McCarthy
Barry
Barkley
Pienaar
Lukaku

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

Joey Barton

Joey Barton
Joey Barton
Joey Barton
Joey Barton

Joey Barton
Joey Barton
Johan Neeskens
Joey Barton

Joey Barton
Joey Barton




A match for any team!
(PS, I know I do this joke EVERY time, but I just never tire of it. You've got to have running gags haven't you?)

 

[neil999]

need a diff central defender than vidic, maybe even jags?!

 

[Moomin]

Jozy Altidore, by himself naked with the purple head of his monster cock shining in the moonlight.