Pre-Negging Forgiveness Thread

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Efcjake said:
For those of you who cannot retaliate to the onslaught of 'Koffs you may be about to receive ask for forgiveness for your transgressions in here while the waters of frandliness are still open to the public.
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Not sure you know JakeFrand, as you will remember there was a period at the beginning of the Era of Frandliness where certain individuals were given fresh Speedos and white linen vests and invited to confess their sins but chose not to.

@ilikecheese got in the water and splashed around happily.

@hktoffee did not take the extended Hand of Frandliness

@Donald Twain widdled in the water from the bank.

Two of these individuals are not Forum supporters

As ever, make of that what you will
 
orly said:
Not sure you know JakeFrand, as you will remember there was a period at the beginning of the Era of Frandliness where certain individuals were given fresh Speedos and white linen vests and invited to confess their sins but chose not to.

@ilikecheese got in the water and splashed around happily.

@hktoffee did not take the extended Hand of Frandliness

@Donald Twain widdled in the water from the bank.

Two of these individuals are not Forum supporters

As ever, make of that what you will
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How long do you estimate to be remaining in the Era of Friendliness before we return to the dark times?
 

It's time...


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Ashtonian said:
Didn't take a picture, something about trying to stop blood leaking that kinda stopped me lol

I actually cut it on a frey bentos tin! Was trying to pull the lid off it because a couple of tiny parts hadn't opened and this time my hand must have went through a slicing motion on the lid right accross my hand. Very deep as well, neighbor said they could see the inside of my hand lol

My own fault like, surprisingly remained quite calm. Only started to worry when I saw how dark the blood was coming out.
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LydiateLee said:
First off, I know they are not the barometer against which we should measure ourselves. However they are our neighbours and subconsciously we all look sideways to see where we are at compared to the not so lovable, badly behaved, flag waving red mutants.

I think we are better than them.

I'd never have made that statement before January but the additions of Lookman and Schneiderlin plus the emergence of Davies has really made a huge difference. Not only to the quality of the players individually on the field but to our ability to play the way RK wants to.

Joel is better than either of their keepers.

Our full backs are superior, right back is debatable but no question about Baines vs Milner.

Midfield is where the difference has been made. Whereas they boast a plethora of fancy Dan number 10's who turn up one game in three, it is unbalanced and offers little protection to their comical defence and goalie.

The fact that they hold Adam Lallana as some sort of demi-God speaks volumes for where they are at. Henderson will always be average at best, looks good when the aforementioned number 10's are having their monthly stormers but ultimately is about as inspiring as a bowl of bran flakes at a hotel breakfast buffet.

Our midfield options are fluid and healthy. Barkley can be whatever he wants. He's been crap this season apparently yet has about 54 assists. Gueye and Schneiderlin are a duo that can anchor our side for the next 5 seasons. Davies is mustard.

We have Romelu Lukaku, don't think I need to expand on that.

As is stands now I think we have the edge and it's only going to get better. The ambition of Everton for once is very evident and it is clear we are going places under the ownership of Moshiri.

As a 33 year old who has seen a few false dawns come and go it is refreshing to feel the tide turning 'for real'. Long may it continue hey!
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Zatara said:
If someone you've had an argument with then comes over to your place in the evening with 3 of his mates (who clearly want to threaten you)...

What does it say to them if you walk straight up to the ringleader (not the guy youve had a row with) and shake his hand...

Then after he threatens you, you say;

"Well, nice to meet you" and offer to shake his hand again as hes about to walk off?

How does it make you look to the group?
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Zatara said:
Haha thanks...

Actually had an issue with a Chinese guy who bumped into me at a crossing to which i told him to mind where he was going...he then punched me in the heart...cue me calling security over and us having a slanging match.

He then turns up at my condo with his British husband and 2 bodyguards a few hours later.

I just went over and shook the British guys hand and listened to his direct accusations and threats...then offered my hand again at the end of it to which he chose to shout vulgarities at me.

Pleasant fellow, from Manchester apparently (he stressed) lol
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Zatara said:
2 bodyguards dont speak...or wouldnt speak.
1 chinaman whose already angered me
1 Manc who seemed 'The leader'

All a bit surreal...

He actually stressed "I'm from Manchester" in a way which was supposed to terrify me i think.

Just lol

He was a bit graphic about how cheap hitmen are here which was disturbing...

He was the Teddy Bass to my Don Logan i guess.
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