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Since Halloween I have been finding little pieces of confetti on the living room floor but they've been subtle enough that I had not thought much about it. That's until this morning that I found confetti all over the floor and began wondering where all this bloody mess was coming from. Then it dawn on me that it must be a prank by my daughter, and sure enough not too long after I found the confetti location. La diablita had climbed and placed the confetti on the fan blades but given the fan hadn’t been used much only a few had fallen. But late last night the hubby got the fan going and then the movement stirred the confetti to make a mess. My daughter knows that I'm an organized freak, so she really enjoys pranking me with messes.

The current US first lady is also a pranker. Her grandkids have plenty of stories about she pranking them regularly. But this year she even fooled the media and even her own staff with her April Fool's Day prank. In the US lot of pranks are done during this day but in Colombia it is celebrated on December 28th. How about in your countries?

Do you like to prank your family members? or are you a victim of family pranks like I am?
I'm usually of a mainly humourous disposition but I'd make all that sort of stuff a public flogging offence to discourage less autres and ban april fools day, probably my one defect (not that I really think so)
 

I once got a prostitute to attend a party and chat my mate up / sleep with him without him realising she was a prostitute.

He was gutted the next day when he found out.

I also got him nicked for possession of stolen property and videotaped him moaning about his boss and emailed it to everyone.

Does anyone want any free cable?
 
For a few years I lived at the top of a nice apartment block in Salford Quays
Every time I got in the lift with my daughter I would secretly press the buttons to all the floors then hop out at floor one ….. call the adjacent lift and beat her to the top as she had to visit all 12 floors in the way up
She generally found it amusing and only clattered me once
Then one day I forgot and she remembered abd reversed the trick
Karma
 
This is going to be quite long winded and a while ago but the last prank I did involved a single mate of mine.

As he’s single he regularly goes the GUM clinic to get himself checked out. One time he’d been and was stupid enough to tell me.

I found a website that allowed you to send texts and make it look like it was from a phone number of your choice. You could only send 3 texts back then and I’d be very surprised if it was still allowed.

I text his mobile from the site saying ‘dear mr xxx, we have the results from your recent series of tests. please contact this number urgently to speak with a doctor’.

Only the number I made it look like it was sent from was 0207 603 9996.

Which is the number for the Elton John AIDS foundation.

So he spent quite a long time, getting more and more wound up, demanding test results from some intern working the lines of a charity.

He took it well Tbf.
 
I've been on a long stand & had many more apprentice tricks played on me .......doh - you get the prank when you ask where do I hang my coat up, & they tell you there's a skyhook outside..... :D
 

Worked in the wholesale fruit/veg/flower market in Edge Lane many many moons ago.

There was this fella, Terry, a wagon driver who would collect produce from local farms throughout the afternoon and evening, unload at the warehouse then hit the boozer in the market until bladdered when he would stagger to the toilet block, find himself a cubicle and settle in for the night.

Within the market are wholesale flower merchants, the flower places have large buckets of ice cold water to stand the bunches of flowers in keep them looking their best for the customers (flower shops etc)

Well this one cold dark mid January night it seemed like a fun idea to get 3 mates, 4 buckets of the ice cold water and go and wake Terry up.

I can still hear his screams as we tipped the 4 buckets over the top of the cubicle.


lollollollol
 
I once got a prostitute to attend a party and chat my mate up / sleep with him without him realising she was a prostitute.

He was gutted the next day when he found out.

I also got him nicked for possession of stolen property and videotaped him moaning about his boss and emailed it to everyone.

Does anyone want any free cable?

Why was he gutted the next day? Got his end away didn’t he.
 
I'm usually of a mainly humourous disposition but I'd make all that sort of stuff a public flogging to discourage less autres and ban april fools day, probably my one defect (not that I really think so)
I once got a prostitute to attend a party and chat my mate up / sleep with him without him realising she was a prostitute.

He was gutted the next day when he found out.

I also got him nicked for possession of stolen property and videotaped him moaning about his boss and emailed it to everyone.

Does anyone want any free cable?
Proof, if proof were needed that my stance is correct.
 

As an apprentice in a plant nursery boy I was gullible as a young lad - My Chargehand performing a ten pence piece balanced on his nose with a dry petrol funnel placed inside his front of his trousers - dropping the ten pence piece into the funnel of his nose ....-

I bet you a £1 you cannot do that he said to me -


Give it here I could not wait its easy - as I set up to perform the trick - he had a hidden watering can full of cold water & before I could perform the trick for my awaited £1 ....he pored the icy cold water down the funnel - My Foreman walked past by laughing caught another rookie out Jim...

I had to go, & get dried out by the fire in the Nursery Canteen lol
 
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