Prank Calls

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Arteta2391

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Any touch tone terrorists on board?

Post your 10/10 prank calls.

A personal favorite....Ladies and Gents I give to you High Pitch Eric.


 

Last time I got a prank call was about a year ago and it was some young kid swearing and telling what he thought were rude jokes hoping I would get offended.
I thought I would be nice and gave him some new material about topics he obviously wasn't too familiar with - bestiality, incest, necrophilia etc - turns out it was a bit too much for him as he went very quiet and hung up on me
 
When I was a kid one of my mates knew of a woman called Mrs Jellie.

With the aid of a phone book he got her number and we'd all cram into a payphone whilst he made a number of calls that always followed the same format;

'Hello, is that Mrs Jellie?'

'Yes.'

'Are you all set for tomorrow?'

*Hangs Up*

I think she eventually changed her number. For decades now I've wished I could find her to apologise, it must have been a real pain.
 
Someone dig out the Pete Price ones.

That Lee fella at the Leeds Festival is my personal favourite, or poor old Dorothy being terrorised by those perky children in Formby or wherever it was!

:lol:
 
Someone dig out the Pete Price ones.

That Lee fella at the Leeds Festival is my personal favourite, or poor old Dorothy being terrorised by those perky children in Formby or wherever it was!

lol

Them Pete Price ones have me in stitches.

IT TASTE'S LIKE CHICKEN
 

Don't have any recordings, but my mate has done a couple of crackers.

1. Ordered 1000 litres of home heating oil to his friend's house.
2. Phoned up the local kebab shop claiming he was from the Immigration Office.

Always enjoyed this though.

 

I'm sure this has been posted before somewhere, little Becky pranking Everton.



This one good to, she try's to hire a demolition company to knock down her school.

 
Used to work in a call centre. Made a few needless to say. Not your average prank calls though.

One fella who worked in/owned a furniture shop, was a right tit with his attitude, so called him back a day later. He was in Jersey, so after looking up some businesses, I called him and used the name of the manager of the shop Evans (part of The Arcadia Group.)

Basically had him drive half way across Jersey to 'deliver' a sofa to the store. Called him back the next day to gloat.

Another time, I called a woman, telling her she'd been nominated by 'friends' to appear on big brother. Basically got her whole life story, including details of her sexual relationships and personal life, though I should add that I kept it clean.

Our favourite was to look for 'entertainers' in the Yellow Pages and call them and make them sing their songs down the phone to us, before launching into a scathing attack on their vocal abilities.
 

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