PPV MAIN EVENT!!!!!!!

[JimmyJeffers]

It has been decided that forum BEHEMOTHS @davek and @TheBigIguana shall finally do battle in the galactic, PPV, event of the summer.
As we all know, Davek has ruled for years now, with his zesty grasp stinging the eyes of all those who have come before him. But hark! A young, reptilian pretender has lain down an Xg gauntlet and now the only outcome can be WAR!
The winner shall be crowned king of these lands. Runner up shall be given a sandwich with a fish filling of their choice.
Please keep chatter to a minimum so as not to disrupt the flow. Bring your own goggles.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

My money is on Davek. On points like, but he's got to much in his locker for this scamp.

 

[Lord Buckethead]

@davek will CRUSH the @BigSnake

 

[Dutch Toffee]

 

[The binman chronicles]

Now that is one event I wouldn't want to see.

 

[coollino]

@Chris O'Connor and @catcherintherye as the coaches in the corner.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

@Chris O'Connor and @catcherintherye as the coaches in the corner.

Gonna need longer advert breaks

 

[Tubey]

Tough one. As mad as some of the things day-vek has said over the years, Iguana thinks Iwobi would be the new Zidane if he played 10 yards further infield.

So I think dave-kay wins on volume of shots but has to be wary of that one big smash out of nowhere from the young powerhouse.

 

[TheBigIguana]

Tough one. As mad as some of the things day-vek has said over the years, Iguana thinks Iwobi would be the new Zidane if he played 10 yards further infield.

So I think dave-kay wins on volume of shots but has to be wary of that one big smash out of nowhere from the young powerhouse.

Nah man I think Iwobi would be better than Gylfi. That's like the opposite of the high bar you're setting.

 

[Yarrgh]

Don't sully @davek's name. He's too often right for most of us. His vault is in Switzerland and it's full of gold.

 

[Tubey]

Nah man I think Iwobi would be better than Gylfi. That's like the opposite of the high bar you're setting.

Well, that'll teach me for deliberately using hyperbole for comedic purposes in a comedic thread.

 

[TheBigIguana]

Well, that'll teach me for deliberately using hyperbole for comedic purposes in a comedic thread.

People believe that's what I mean though

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Well, that'll teach me for deliberately using hyperbole for comedic purposes in a comedic thread.

Impressed the judges though

 

[Tubey]

Impressed the judges though

Indeed, difficult to vote against him now. Proof he can throw a decent jab.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

People believe that's what I mean though

Wait, you didn't?