Poster Trivial Fact. FACT.

[chicoazul]

The rule is simple. Post something about yourself that other posters wouldnt know, impress them that youre mega ace.

chicofact 1: I shaved my hair last week. Its was too hot/I wanted to make myself look younger. I failed and look gay!


Your turn, mouseface.

 

[Dylan]

*Waits patiently for mick to post*

 

[chicoazul]

You bottler Dylan.

chicofact 2: Im the mcdaddy of the PS2 game 'Pro Evolution Soccer 6'.
Anyone who disputes this will be responded to in txt talk, m8.

 

[SuitsBlue]

i make great curries, really great.

 

[a2b chris]

The rule is simple. Post something about yourself that other posters wouldnt know, impress them that youre mega ace.

chicofact 1: I shaved my hair last week. Its was too hot/I wanted to make myself look younger. I failed and look gay!


Your turn, mouseface.

i already knew you has shaved your head (back, sack and crack as well?)

1) skiving off work today to take kids to theme park
2) going to 1st away european match sept/ oct
3) missus thinks shes going with me
4) probably divorcing me in sept/ oct (see facts 2/3)

 

[Rob]

Unlike 99% of other "teachers" in Japan I'm actually qualified to teach English as a foreign language.

 

[Gazdalf]

I won the Javelin event at the Under 18 cheshire athletics championships when I was 15 in 1989.

I failed my first driving test at the emergency stop test when I accelerated instead of braking claiming I saw the gap in the fictitious danger. Instructor had a different sense of humour to me and [Poor language removed] on my test result.

 

[micknick]

I once went 10 days without a poo

 

[Bruce Wayne]

I'm married to my sister. She's called John.

 

[Gazdalf]

Bruce's sister is actually called chico now and is wanted by interpol for inerbreeding.

 

[chicoazul]

Wonderful facts that enlightened me on this fine morning. Keep em coming.

My pick so far, tough one but Mick's is staggering. (resists urge to make joke of constipation/anal sex link).

Special mentions to Bruce, Gaz and Chris.

 

[micknick]

Well it was over the christmas period and I had gone 10 days without going, my mum gave me 28 prunes to eat as I couldnt stand up because of the pain. I ate the prunes straight off and had a cup of coffee.

I suddenly felt a slight movement- could this be??! Yes it could! 1 and 1/4 hours of scraping the walls of the toilet I eventually had to get up off of this foot long about 4 inch wide massive thing. Of course it wouldnt flush and I had to break it up with a loo brush. I wiped away the tears of pain and went for a long lie down.

*** just a normal Friday night for Chico in down town Cuba I expect ***

 

[Gazdalf]

Well it was over the christmas period and I had gone 10 days without going, my mum gave me 28 prunes to eat as I couldnt stand up because of the pain. I ate the prunes straight off and had a cup of coffee.

I suddenly felt a slight movement- could this be??! Yes it could! 1 and 1/4 hours of scraping the walls of the toilet I eventually had to get up off of this foot long about 4 inch wide massive thing. Of course it wouldnt flush and I had to break it up with a loo brush. I wiped away the tears of pain and went for a long lie down.

*** just a normal Friday night for Chico in down town Cuba I expect ***

I may have just released piss whilst laughing reading this. Thanks mick, I luv ya. Best thing I have read in absolutely ages.

 

[chicoazul]

I once went 10 days without a poo

I preferred this to the in depth version.

 

[micknick]

I may have just released piss whilst laughing reading this. Thanks mick, I luv ya. Best thing I have read in absolutely ages.

I preferred this to the in depth version.

It wasnt funny at the time Gaz!

Chico you love it, the more graphic the better!