Robert Frost, John Keats?. They’ve got nothing compared to Throw it in me arse then. There are some great lines in there. ‘I sat on her flatmates sofa bed with a can of Summersby cider and a Marlboro Gold’, and ‘she wasn’t fat but she had some meat on her, decent snatch and boss tits’. It’s a modern classic and I would recommend it. Brilliant.
Also very good: "The place was a murder scene. It looked like I'd sliced up a few cats with a knife and just swung them round by their tails and smashed them against every wall surrounding my bed."