Post of the week award!!!!!!

[Moomin]

The people have spoken and this is awarded post of the week.

You walk into a fancy bar.

Seeing a beautiful woman sitting alone, you offer to buy her a glass of lemonade.

She laughs and says she'd prefer a glass of wine.

How about a glass of sparking water with a lime?

She laughs again. Seeing youre serious she tells you she'd only like a red wine.

You then go onto the next and the next doing the same thing.

Finally, entering the toilets, into a cubicle and you sit down.

Well, at least you tried.

 

[Daytripper]

What is the prize?

 

[Rita_Poon]

I expected some mind control el presidente style to finish that little tale off. With all the single beautiful ladies knocking the lav door down thereafter.

 

[Moomin]

What is the prize?

He will romance all the women in your life.

 

[Davidoff]

How dare a beautiful woman sit alone at a bar, unbothered

 

[Jimishorts]

That post stinks of incel.

 

[Nymzee]

Dating guidebook from The President

 

[Bryan+]

He will romance all the women in your life.

Not with that rizz he won’t

 

[chicoazul]

@Zatara what goes on in your head pal?

 

[Daytripper]

He will romance all the women in your life.

Hmm, I wouldn’t be totally against that mate

 

[Nymzee]

@Zatara what goes on in your head pal?

Opening Pandora’s box there

 

[Moomin]

Dating guidebook from The President

El Presidente

 

[Bungle]

What a beautiful post, from a beautiful man, with clearly a beautiful heart.

God bless you @Zatara

 

[jaycee]

A Bruce Lee punch to the solar plexus would have brought better results

 

[verreauxi]

"You then go onto the next and the next doing the same thing."

Well that's perfectly normal behavior.