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A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the
stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights
go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'



The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said
to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'



'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and
he smiles.



'OK,' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask
you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same
stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns
out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do
you suppose that is?'


The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence,
thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'



To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to
discuss nuclear power when you don't know sh*t? (y)(y)
 

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