Pool Cleaners

[Lord Buckethead]

Do you pay to have your Swimming Pool cleaned?

 

[ijjysmith]

No but when I move soon, I think I will.

 

[orchard]

Where's the 'natural pond is self-cleaning through complementary flora' option ffs?

 

[Bungle]

@Bruce Wayne

 

[Donald Twain]

No but would pay some sucker (blower) to pump the bleedin thing up though!

 

[Lord Buckethead]

Where's the 'natural pond is self-cleaning through complementary flora' option ffs?

does one get Crabs in your Pool?

 

[Donald Twain]

Has anybody got hold of one of these Asda things yet with the seats for 20 bumfs? Chavtastic !

 

[orchard]

does one get Crabs in your Pool?

Yes mate, we're roughing it on Morcombe beach.

 

[Lord Buckethead]

Yes mate, we're roughing it on Morcombe beach.

I do not want crabs. I shall stay out of your pool.

 

[jackyboy]

Do you keep your bucket on to swim?

 

[tommye]

Do you keep your bucket on to swim?

Best he leaves it on. Looks like this without it...

Make of that what one will.

 

[Lord Buckethead]

Do you keep your bucket on to swim?

I would not want to appear naked.

 

[Lord Buckethead]

Best he leaves it on. Looks like this without it...

Make of that what one will.

No Lad.

 

[Gwlacticos]

Does anyone have a wee in public/holiday swimming pools?. I used to, but I don't anymore as I think it's a bit dirty.

 

[The binman chronicles]

Again sawdust clumps around the crap and stops it from looking dirty