Poll / how many pasties has Sam Allardyce bought since we last signed someone?
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summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
The binman chronicles
Player Valuation: £80m
No pasties...But he has had 10,000 sausage rolls and 16 bin bags full of cheesy puffs.
Not sure but I bet they were overpriced and not very good.
...getting fit for Strictly, he’s only eating salad.
The binman chronicles
Player Valuation: £80m
I was going to say in his dreams but much more likely he is thinking about this:
And whether there is enough gravy for it.
It's been what, 16 days since Delph signed? While I think 187,500 pies in a day is well within Large Samuel's reach, the idea that he would eat pies every day for 16 days is unthinkable. Surely he likes tacos*, pizza, curry, chips, or a cheeky Nando's here and there. I'd say less than 10% chance he's eaten more than 3,000,000, and less than 0.0000001% chance he's had fewer than 11 in that 16 day span.
*As terrible as it is, I'm nevertheless quite fond of the British mispronunciation of "taco"
*As terrible as it is, I'm nevertheless quite fond of the British mispronunciation of "taco"
mumwasablue
Player Valuation: £750k
He's choking on them,his beloved Bolton are struggling to build a team.
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
He's taken a part-time job.
Disgruntledgoat
Player Valuation: £50m
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
He's moonlighting.
Thinking about BFS and Strictly Dancing, I searched for dancing pasties. "Pasties and Parasols" on You Tube. I did not know they were pasties. NSFW
Imagine the scene, the lights dim, the band starts to play, strobe lighting starts to flicker off the dance floor as smoke rises, then through the cloud of smoke this appears....
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