politically correct

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POLITICALLY CORRECT For Men Part 1

She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED
Being"
She is not a "SCREAMER" or a "MOANER" - She is "VOCALLY
APPRECIATIVE."
She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."
She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR
OFF THE ...... INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."
She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED
COMPANION."
She is not an "AIR HEAD" - She is "REALITY IMPAIRED."
She does not get "DRUNK" or "TIPSY" - She gets "CHEMICALLY
INCONVENIENCED"
She does not have "BREAST IMPLANTS" - She is "MEDICALLY ENHANCED."
She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."
She is not a "TRAMP" - She is "SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED."
She does not have "MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS" - She is
"PECTORALLY SUPERIOR."
She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST
PROVIDER."

for women.PT1
He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID
GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY
He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."
He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES
ALTERNATIVE DESTIN
4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION
5. He is not a "CRADLE ROBBER" - He prefers "GENERATIONAL
DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS."

He does not get "FALLING-DOWN DRUNK" - He becomes
"ACCIDENTALLY
HORIZONTAL."
7. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" - He develops a case of
RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."