Police Records.....

EFC David · January 14, 2015

Just in from a mates and the order order order ORDER!!!!!!!!!!! of the day was how many convictions we had, I have 2, both times been fined on the spot for drinking Dragon Soop.

I will now sober up and realize I am pikey scum.

Can anyone beat 2 fines????!!!???

obc · January 14, 2015

I had Ghost in the Machine and Synchronicity. I guess I had two fine Police records as well.

Goat · January 14, 2015

Done 2 stretches, 1 for a triple murder, served a 10 and the 2nd time did a 15 for stealing a Kit Kat.

Elong · January 14, 2015

MoutsGoat said:
Done 2 stretches, 1 for a triple murder, served a 10 and the 2nd time did a 15 for stealing a Kit Kat.

Murdering a big mac you fat whale.

Kurt. · January 14, 2015

MoutsGoat said:
Done 2 stretches, 1 for a triple burger, served me 10 and the 2nd time did a 15 seconds for eating a Kit Kat.

Fixed.

tommye · January 14, 2015

MoutsGoat said:
Done 2 stretches, 1 for a triple murder, served a 10 and the 2nd time did a 15 for stealing a Kit Kat.

like you can stretch fat arse....

x

Boss_Blue · January 14, 2015

Got told off for swapping garden ornaments / plant pots / wheelie bins etc between houses once.

Think they were playing good cop bad cop though as the one telling us off looked furious but his mate was wetting himself.

Kurt. · January 14, 2015

tommye said:
like you can stretch fat arse....

x

I stretch yer mar 3 times a week.
Hey.... 23 stone of pyar muscle here lad..

Protected by a layer of fat .

Pat's Van · January 14, 2015

on remand at the minute

last real stretch was 3 in the big house for thuggery and buggery

tommye · January 14, 2015

Kurt said:
I stretch yer mar 3 times a week.
Hey.... 23 stone of pyar muscle here lad..

Protected by a layer of fat .

23 stone?

You wanna try putting both feet on the scales Chunky...

L4Everton · January 14, 2015

Pat's Van said:
on remand at the minute

last real stretch was 3 in the big house for thuggery and buggery

Now when you say "three in the big house...."

SailorBlue · January 14, 2015

obc said:
I had Ghost in the Machine and Synchronicity. I guess I had two fine Police records as well.

What about Outlandos D Amour and Regatta De Blanc?

Some of Sting's solo stuff is good as well

Groucho · January 14, 2015

Two arrests. One for drinking battery acid, the other for eating fireworks.

I was charged the first time, then let off for the second one.

Donald Twain · January 14, 2015

Groucho said:
Two arrests. One for drinking battery acid, the other for eating fireworks.

I was charged the first time, then let off for the second one.

Groan!

COYBL25 · January 14, 2015

EFC David said:
Just in from a mates and the order order order ORDER!!!!!!!!!!! of the day was how many convictions we had, I have 2, both times been fined on the spot for drinking Dragon Soop.

I will now sober up and realize I am pikey scum.

Can anyone beat 2 fines????!!!???

They ain't convictions, they're treated no different than parking tickets. You're safe with your next job application !