Pointy Phil's Excellent Adventures.

[SpurtingLesbian]

Sound like he's making a good fist of it in Spain.

 

[Dithering Dougie]

Least he's trying..


He might get locked up for it, but at least he's trying.

 

[Donald Twain]

Think we've all done that tbf like. Well maybe on a farmers field.

 

[Pat's Van]

actually, can't see anything wrong with what he tweeted

anyone with better spanish clear this one up, @Clint Planet perhaps ?

 

[tommye]

That translates as 'morning run on the beach to start the day'


I started the day by ejaculating on the beach is 'Empecé el día por eyacular en la playa' I think.

 

[Clint Planet]

actually, can't see anything wrong with what he tweeted

anyone with better spanish clear this one up, @Clint Planet perhaps ?

Literally, I started the day with a morning run on the beach but the Spanish are big on their euphemisms and metaphors (and filth) so i'm assuming "Corrida de la mañana" (morning run) is slang for wank or ejaculate.

 

[Donald Twain]

Literally, I started the day with a morning run on the beach but the Spanish are big on their euphemisms and metaphors (and filth) so i'm assuming "Corrida de la mañana" (morning run) is slang for wank or ejaculate.

Oh I go for a morning run every morning...most nights as well.