6 + 2 Point Deductions

[mccole]

And there's me thinking Everton needed a new spine.

Alright Moshiri

 

[arch stanton]

how bad of a charge is it compared to the previous ( Less Mail readers )

don't bother trying to rationalise the decision, you'd be as better off banking on it being the first lottery number out of the machine tonight

 

[arch stanton]

Bad news on the random points deduction. Richard Dungeon Masters has found a second dice in his gandalf hat and wants to roll a 2 dice hit against the orcs of Everton.

Everton have cast a spell of supersilk to counteract the Moshiri Helm of Ineptitude but worry persists about any multiplier effect from unholy ghost of Kenwright.

The IC are going to do an overnight session at their mum's basement to run the game to conclusion. Set your casio calculator watch alarm to 4:58pm a week on Friday to hear the news.



I believe that this is the process that the PL have adopted.

now put the crackpipe down and go for a little sleep. good read tho x

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Mines probably easier to sort!

Hope it's sorted soon mate.

 

[Dixieslaces]

Alright Moshiri

He'd sign 4 and we'd still be spineless

 

[PITA]

That would be crazy. The accounting period 23/24 is three quarters done. Clubs may have sold/not signed players in January, only to find out they could have splurged tonnes more to either stave off relegation or make a charge for the riches of Europe. Newcastle for example with their infinite cash and the worst injury crisis ever seen by any team in any sport ever (allegedly) would have loved to have bought 3x£50m reinforcements as soon as the window opened, but instead starting talking about selling their playmaker in June.

Erm, the RS have patented that one.

 

[PITA]

No idea why people think we will only get 2 points.

Personally, I think they will hit us for another 6, cos why the hell not?

Agreed. We deserve it.

 

[PITA]

Sorry to say but Joyce or God himself really can not predict what will happen.

Hello God (or Joyce).

No idea why people think we will only get 2 points.

Personally, I think they will hit us for another 6, cos why the hell not?

 

[14_dollars]

No idea why people think we will only get 2 points.

Personally, I think they will hit us for another 6, cos why the hell not?

Correct unfortunately.

 

[PITA]

they’ve got lucky? oh beating us twice they can score goals they are decent at home

WEVE got lucky and nobody dlsr

once we get in the bottom 3 we aren’t getting out

They have 12 points from 15 games.

We have 13 from 14 games.

If they are decent then we must be more than decent.

 

[PITA]

It's mark1878 who makes up pure wham.

Is that mark1978 or bluemark1878?

 

[WestStandLower]

This may be of interest

Club release annual accounts for 2023

Financial statements for the year ended 30 June 2023 have been released, with the club recording pre-tax profits of £44.5m (2022: loss of £55.5m).

www.afcb.co.uk

Without the £71 million write off they spend 100% of total income on wages and amortisation

 

[PITA]

I suppose if you keep saying we are getting relegated each season, you will/maybe be right, even if it takes many years . We will stay up i say, like i said the last 2 years.

It's like saying that England won't win the Euros or World Cup then pulling yourself off silly when they don't (usually said by fans of teams who haven't qualified (yet again)). This is what 90% of people on here say and it's why they have sore todgers.

 

[PITA]

Our home form is better than theirs

TBF, their home record is better than Burnley's and Sheff Utd's.

 

[Yarrgh]

now put the crackpipe down and go for a little sleep. good read tho x

I have not seen a more rational explanation of the PL point deduction process so I shall hold on to my crackpipe a tad longer.