Poetry

[zukai12_]

Everton, oh dear
The year it all fell apart
Moshiri , you dope

 

[chicoazul]

I propose a toast
To a former poster, by name of Ghost
Culturally sensitive he was not
Hence he no longer posts on GOT

This has set me right off.

On a similar theme…

She stood on the bridge at midnight
Her lips were all a quiver
She gave a cough
Her leg dropped off
And floated down the river.

A favourite of mine! Spike Milligan, genius.

 

[Sadken]

Roses are red violets are blue, I am a schizophrenic and so am I.

 

[tommye]

Roses are red violets are blue, I am a schizophrenic and so am I.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got a knife
Get in the van

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Roses are red violets are blue, I am a schizophrenic and so am I.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got a knife
Get in the van

Roses are red
I'm scared

 

[tommye]

I used to have a fluffy kitten
He'd sleep upon my bed
Then I rolled over pissed one night
And crushed his little head

 

[zukai12_]

Siggurdson is gone
Why? I'm afraid i can't say
He was crap anyway

 

[anjelikaferrett]

Twenty twenty two
Everton are poo
We could be at war
Everton are poor
I'm still a fat git
Everton are sh......ocking

We might stay up
And win the Cup
I've just concluded
I'm completely deluded.

 

[tommye]

I also had a little dog
I'd walk him round the park
Took him to the beach one day
He got eaten by a shark

 

[JammyP]

Roses are red
Kopites