Poetry

[chicoazul]

Something I’ve always loved, be it deep lyrics to soothe the heart, a ditty or the classics.

Anyone else?

 

[chicoazul]

Some come for belonging,
Some come for rage
Many get stuck
In this Everton cage
But if thou were to ask
Who has the grandest bloat
I would reply quickly
Thy name be

 

[nsno-chris]

Everton are crap
They’re going down
The end

 

[Milk]

Adam had 'em

By Strickland Gillilan

(Supposedly the shortest poem and an ode to microbes although some argue that it is fleas. Make of it what you will)

 

[chicoazul]

Adam had 'em

By Strickland Gillilan

(Supposedly the shortest poem and an ode to microbes although some argue that it is fleas. Make of it what you will)

It’s beautiful.

 

[chrissyjack]

“Her beauty is natural as a flower
If she was a rose I’d pluck her “

I now have writers block

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

I post on GOT
A forum forget me not
The community spirit
Gets me through it
Despite the goading
Of the clowns a-freeloading
I'm looking at you
@ForeverBlue92 ?




Yeah, I suck at this. More like Oasis lyrics than poetry, ffs.

 

[Eggs]

…..Fellow Poster.

Last season he said the Reds would be out the top four,
This time he said they’re ’flakey’ & would win no more.
The title was over in January said he,
A kiss of death said me.

Adulation of the Obnoxious One, he said was in ‘total control’.
“On the same page as Moshiri” who then put him on the dole.
He’d never be sacked, he scoffed at prospect of going down,
Oh @davek you’re such a clown.

 

[davek]

…..Fellow Poster.

Last season he said the Reds would be out the top four,
This time he said they’re ’flakey’ & would win no more.
The title was over in January said he,
A kiss of death said me.

Adulation of the Obnoxious One, he said was in ‘total control’.
“On the same page as Moshiri” who then put him on the dole.
He’d never be sacked, he scoffed at prospect of going down,
Oh @davek you’re such a clown.

You backed a carpertbagger and his gangster mate while I called the pair of them out early as dangers to this club.

Im happy to have *just* got that right.

 

[tommye]

I love this place like I love my bed
Chico oh Chico, the size of your head

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

You backed a carpertbagger and his gangster mate while I called the pair of them out early as dangers to this club.

Im happy to have *just* got that right.

That a haiku?

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Beautiful @chicoazul. Its already descending into low grade needling. Beautiful.

 

[chicoazul]

They come here for friendship,
And to share passion for their club,
I personally come to restore neg rep,
But @GrandOldTeam prefer to snub,
Others are light hearted,
Passing a bored minute or hour,
Prodding the angriest and edgiest,
And those most in need of a shower.
GOT is all things to all people,
Let’s hear your opinion and all it incurs,
Yet I’d rather Putin sends thermonuclear war
Than list to them ferrets discussing transfers.

 

[Gwlacticos]

I wandered lonely as a cloud,
That floats on high o’er vales and hills,
When all at once I saw a crowd,
And remembered I was playing in defence for Everton and we were half way through the second half.

 

[Yarrgh]

Benitez and Koeman wrestling naked in gravy
Fat Sam licking them clean with Davy
... Moyes and Ancelotti too big for their boots
Silva, Walsh, Moshiri not in cahoots
Martinez Camelot? More like shamalot.

The football direction of Marcel
Entry into the ninth ring of Hell
Blue Bill promises of plenty
Leads to us falling from the top twenty
The team under Frank? A squad full of*

*already been warned once in the last 24 hours for inappropriate language so fill it in with something more suitable.