Today in a joint statement with Theresa May, Home Secretary. PM David Cameron ordered the immediate despatch of crack teams to deal with English hooligans in France.
Two full battalions from Weightwatchers and Slimfast have been ordered in with instructions to FIGHT THE FAT. Fresh from the warzones of Turkey they are used to shirtless fat men wandering around the streets harassing women.
The PM has stated that the days of roaming around with an exposed obese body are over. This national disgrace must stop and will stop. You dont see anything that bad on Eurotrash stated Boris Johnson. Jeremy Corbyn asked if we should just wait a week to get knocked out?
Two full battalions from Weightwatchers and Slimfast have been ordered in with instructions to FIGHT THE FAT. Fresh from the warzones of Turkey they are used to shirtless fat men wandering around the streets harassing women.
The PM has stated that the days of roaming around with an exposed obese body are over. This national disgrace must stop and will stop. You dont see anything that bad on Eurotrash stated Boris Johnson. Jeremy Corbyn asked if we should just wait a week to get knocked out?
