Players you just don't get

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Rio Ferdinand

 

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Players who act like hard men on the pitch

Henderson, Keane, Neville, Coutinho (remember when he squared up to the 6"4 Nzonzi?) Gattuso

They're all farts who'd get put to kip if they ever kicked off on someone outside of football

Keane acted hard because he was/is hard. He admitted he steered clear of Dunc though, so he knew his limits. Agree with all the rest you mention