Players who don´t look like they should be good at football.

[Clubber Lang]

Footballers generally have that look, even at lower levels. Well built and arrogant.

But, when Arsenal´s Santi Cazorla slotted home brilliantly on Saturday evening I liked for for two reasons, the second being that he doesn´t look like a footballer at all.

He looks like the type of man who sweats when he eats. The type of Spanish waiter at a low end restaurant who openly ogglies your bird with no effect to disguise it.

Its quite a niche football fetish but which players look like they shouldn´t be any good.

 

[Clubber Lang]

Also I found this story about him:

About 2 years ago I went on tour playing against other teams in Spain FootyLAD. After playing Villareal we met some of the first team including Santi Cazorla, he was wearing a t-shirt demonstrating about 10 different sex positions. Instead of getting his autograph or photo, I asked him what was his favourite, he pointed at reverse cow girl. SantiCazorlaLAD

 

[Bungle]

 

[peteblue]

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Tommy Gravesen never really looked like he should have been a footballer.

 

[Eggs]

...always thought Tim Cahill shape didn't lend itself to footy, particularly his leg shape and gait. Perhaps that what provided the predigous leap, fine player.

 

[Bungle]

 

[peteblue]

 

[peteblue]

 

[Bungle]

 

[Foot Long Hot Dog]

 

[bluemangroup]

Phil Neville

 

[Kurt.]

Jesper olsen

 

[Kurt.]

John Jensen looked like a janitor

 

[ScouseBlueBoy]

Modric and Benayoun.