Players' interests outside of the game

[Big Sams Undies]

Graeme Sharp - Sucking farts out of fat Bills ring piece for £

 

[Tim's tourettes]

Some players in the 2020s beat up their partners - allegedly.

God is great

 

[Simon Buttle]

Fabian Delph liked his medical research

Talented martial arts fighter is Fabian.

 

[chrismpw]

God is great

Need a question mark emoji for this.

Actually there is one.

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[Clarky cat]

Role playing from your favourite films on the third Friday of each month?

Marcus Bent :

Three armed officers were called to assist, meaning six police officers were outside in the narrow corridor. Things had reached an impasse, and the decision was made to use a battering ram to break the door down.

Suddenly, Bent appeared, and the door swung open. The ex-Everton and England under-21 striker was stripped to the waist, wearing purple tracksuit bottoms and brandishing in one hand a meat cleaver and in the other a 15-inch kitchen knife.

The officer who gave evidence at Bent's consequent trial described his eyes as "wide," his pupils dilated, nostrils flared and "fists clenched." The officer could not tell whether these were symptoms of panic or uncontrollable rage.

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

Obviously Big Dunc loved his pigeons and smashing

Role playing from your favourite films on the third Friday of each month?

Marcus Bent :

Three armed officers were called to assist, meaning six police officers were outside in the narrow corridor. Things had reached an impasse, and the decision was made to use a battering ram to break the door down.

Suddenly, Bent appeared, and the door swung open. The ex-Everton and England under-21 striker was stripped to the waist, wearing purple tracksuit bottoms and brandishing in one hand a meat cleaver and in the other a 15-inch kitchen knife.

The officer who gave evidence at Bent's consequent trial described his eyes as "wide," his pupils dilated, nostrils flared and "fists clenched." The officer could not tell whether these were symptoms of panic or uncontrollable rage.

A clear case of deadline day fever if ever I heard it.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

A certain former West Brom striker liked drink driving and harming older people in his car.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

I heard Mark Ward enjoyed a bit of chemistry...

Walter Ward

 

[twoblue]

Some make amateur adult movies.

Haha that Sunderland one was hilarious. Commentating over the top…. “We have a good turn out tonight”