Player Scores

[Sharpattack]

Virginio. 7 Couple of great saves
Patterson 6
Tarkowski 7 Always gives 100%
Branthwaite 6 A few unforced errors
Mykelenko 6 Just meh. Out of position quite a lot
Onana 5 Creates nothing and falls over a lot
Garner 6 Pick of the midfield
McNeil 4 Did absolutely nothing today but give the ball away or over hit his passes
Harrison 6 (extra 1 for the goal)
Beto 4 Totally inept footballer
Calvert Lewin 4 Totally shorn of confidence.

 

[Goodisongang]

Harrison was as bad as anyone on that field, shouldn't get a extra point for the goal because it was terrible from the keeper

 

[Eggs]

….saw the title and thought somebody had scored for us.

 

[Dancing Pat]

I thought this would be about sexual conquests… but hey ho.