There's been a lot of nonsense talk on here about pineapple on Pizzas being the work of the devil.
Well I've had enough and you're all wrong, bad, fruit hating teds.
Im sticking my neck out here and risking untold abuse to try bring some enlightenment to your bland lives
Pineapple works brilliantly with salty ham , anyone with tastebuds above the level of crack fueled kopite will tell you that.
Why are you so against it , because you're afraid that's why, scared of what you don't understand. If we all followed your thinking we'd still be sat in the dark and offering sacrifices to thunderstorms
Oohhh ohh ooh , you cry, fruit on Pizza is just wrong man.... well I've got news for you lids, Pineapple is just the tip of iceberg ... look (by the way iceberg lettuce on Pizza, now that is worthy of a kicking)
Fig
Mango
Pear and Gorgonzola
And I kid you not, Lemon

The world at large accepts, nay, embraces fruit and savory sensations atop their Pizza .. Times have moved on my friends and so should you .. Cast off the shackles of predictable pizzas and branch out into a bright new world
Fruit and Pizza .... here to Stay.... Join the revolution and free your tastebuds
Well I've had enough and you're all wrong, bad, fruit hating teds.
Im sticking my neck out here and risking untold abuse to try bring some enlightenment to your bland lives
Pineapple works brilliantly with salty ham , anyone with tastebuds above the level of crack fueled kopite will tell you that.
Why are you so against it , because you're afraid that's why, scared of what you don't understand. If we all followed your thinking we'd still be sat in the dark and offering sacrifices to thunderstorms
Oohhh ohh ooh , you cry, fruit on Pizza is just wrong man.... well I've got news for you lids, Pineapple is just the tip of iceberg ... look (by the way iceberg lettuce on Pizza, now that is worthy of a kicking)
Fig

Mango

Pear and Gorgonzola

And I kid you not, Lemon

The world at large accepts, nay, embraces fruit and savory sensations atop their Pizza .. Times have moved on my friends and so should you .. Cast off the shackles of predictable pizzas and branch out into a bright new world
Fruit and Pizza .... here to Stay.... Join the revolution and free your tastebuds