Where's the puke emoji.Jordan Henderson
Pirlo had long luscious locks, could ping from anywhere and made me question some pretty basic things I thought I knew about myself.
KDB is a 12 year old looking ginger bloke who looks like a tomato when he starts running.
Pirlo all day long for me
I like to think Pirlo is directly responsible for Hart ending up on Burnleys benchOh one more thing on Pirlo. That penalty he took when Joe Hart was bounding along his line and sticking his tongue out like some kind of masturbating ape and the Italian god decided to just panenka him and stride off like nothing had happened was the best moment in modern footballing history.
That penalty made Joe Hart question his own god complex and turned him into the collapsed husk of a man we see todayI like to think Pirlo is directly responsible for Hart ending up on Burnleys bench
Oh one more thing on Pirlo. That penalty he took when Joe Hart was bounding along his line and sticking his tongue out like some kind of masturbating ape and the Italian god decided to just panenka him and stride off like nothing had happened was the best moment in modern footballing history.
Remember watching that game in the pub, nothing against England, but it is one of the great football moments... The pressure really couldn't have been greater, and he was cool as ice.... Incredible player...
Pirlo had long luscious locks, could ping from anywhere and made me question some pretty basic things I thought I knew about myself.
KDB is a 12 year old looking ginger bloke who looks like a tomato when he starts running.
Pirlo all day long for me
The poll wasn’t asking who you wanted to be bottom for the most![]()