Phrases you never understood

[roydo]

Variation of the old school ground classic - " he who smelt it, dealt it "

Who supplied it denied it.

Miss the play ground, but this place gets close.

 

[bol-uk]

Variation of the old school ground classic - " he who smelt it, dealt it "

Yes but does a fox actually smell it's own hole first?

 

[Ollie d]

Yes but does a fox actually smell it's own hole first?

Does she mean this sort of Fox?

 

[davmaher]

Several phrases to do with being drunk don't make much sense to me:
P*ssed as a f*rt
Rat-arsed
Drunk as a skunk

 

[gorgeousgeorgeEFC]

"I've got a headache".

 

[KennyEdin1]

Always found it hard to get my head around

'You can't have your cake and eat it'