HalewoodBlue
Player Valuation: £8m
**RANT TIME**
Just who is Phil Neville? A player who got into United on the back of his older, much more talented brother. You can almost picture the conversation, Gary N (In burry accent) "Eh boss you couldnt find a space for our kid brother can you, he isnt that talented but he works hard and will come cheap.
FF a few yrs and AF is bored of him being useless and has persuaded his Scottish compatriot Davey Moyes over a bottle of Bells that he has this player who is really hard working and can play in a few a positions that he will be great for Everton. So he offers Burrys 2nd best/fav footballer an ultimatum sign for Everton or spend the rest of your contract in the reserves/sitting on the bench, he agrees.
Then for some reason Moyes appoints him capt, this despite the fact that AF failed to point that out that Yes he can play in a few positions but failed to point out he is utter rubbish in every one of them.
Now in the space of only 60 days since the end of the season, Capt Fantastic has amassed some 8 (Yes 8 in the close season) seperate interviews in this time to the local press and others in the national press ranging from We can break the top 4, Jag is great, Vaughan is fantastic to Not the same without England in the euros.
His is uncle Rupert Maxwell or does he own Mgm media as this can be the only reason why such a talentless player can attract so much attention in the media. Gary Neville/Rio, Gerrard, Terry and Gallas between them who are all much more talented players and better captains have not amassed even half this amount between them.
Has there ever been a more talentless player who has got this far in the game and hawks himself so much to the media?
**Rant Over**
FF a few yrs and AF is bored of him being useless and has persuaded his Scottish compatriot Davey Moyes over a bottle of Bells that he has this player who is really hard working and can play in a few a positions that he will be great for Everton. So he offers Burrys 2nd best/fav footballer an ultimatum sign for Everton or spend the rest of your contract in the reserves/sitting on the bench, he agrees.
Then for some reason Moyes appoints him capt, this despite the fact that AF failed to point that out that Yes he can play in a few positions but failed to point out he is utter rubbish in every one of them.
Now in the space of only 60 days since the end of the season, Capt Fantastic has amassed some 8 (Yes 8 in the close season) seperate interviews in this time to the local press and others in the national press ranging from We can break the top 4, Jag is great, Vaughan is fantastic to Not the same without England in the euros.
His is uncle Rupert Maxwell or does he own Mgm media as this can be the only reason why such a talentless player can attract so much attention in the media. Gary Neville/Rio, Gerrard, Terry and Gallas between them who are all much more talented players and better captains have not amassed even half this amount between them.
Has there ever been a more talentless player who has got this far in the game and hawks himself so much to the media?
**Rant Over**
