PETER YOU'VE LOST THE NEWS!

[Pat's Van]

used to like the the tomorrow's headlines section at the end of the show

"The Express goes with Branson Crosses Ocean Floor in Clockwork Dog"

"Bottomley refreshed after three days on cross"

"Leicester man wins right to eat sister"

and "where now for man raised by puffins ?"

goodnight.

 

[Blue 1]

That's one of my favourites.

"I hate Sebastian Coe".

 

[bflefc]

Absolute comedy gold.

I think I'll transfer my DVD onto my iPad for a couple of long flights I've got in the next few weeks.

 

[Billy Dean]

 

[The Cowboy]

Uzi Lover has to up there with the best.

 

[BoysInBlue]

Thankfully F.U.K.D and B.O.M.B.D keep us safe from that.

"One girl threw up her own pelvic bone - what an effin disgrace!"

 

[Billy Dean]

 

[Pidge]

Is that Jon Flanagan dancing in the background.

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

Am I cool?

Am I?

Am I really cool?

Am I?

AM I?!?!?!?!

"Yes or no, the answer later"

 

[Baines' left foot]

I remember being in tears for about an hour after the Brass Eye Pedogeddon episode when they said a man called Peter File had been attacked in his car ^^

I was the same. You can see why it got cancelled though!

 

[Baines' left foot]

Wikipedia on the Pedogeddon episode. The bit in bold had me howling for some reason.

Response[edit]
Around 3,000 complaints were received and politicians spoke out against Morris.[4] Minister for Child Protection Beverley Hughes described the show as "unspeakably sick" but later admitted she had not seen the episode. Home Secretary David Blunkett said that he was "dismayed" but had also not seen the episode, because he was on holiday in Majorca at the time and is blind.[5][6] Tessa Jowell, after watching,[7] asked the Independent Television Commission to change its procedures so it could rule more swiftly on similar programmes.[8] There was also a tabloid campaign against Morris, who refused to discuss the issue.

 

[blaggerblue]

Anyone else a fan of the genius that is The Day Today? Still as funny and relevant to this day!

The Peter O'Hanraha-Hanrahan bits have me in stitches every time.

Have you seen Jam mate? Chris Morris at his most dark and surreal

 

[Blue 1]

Have you seen Jam mate? Chris Morris at his most dark and surreal

I thought "Jam" worked better on the radio as "Blue Jam".

 

[griffla]

This is timeless stuff, all brilliant. The mention of 'Uzi Lover' on the last page made me lol

 

[Billy Dean]

He co-wrote Nathan Barley too. Found that pretty funny. Not a patch on TDT though.