Paul Wilson from the Guardian's England XI for the WC

[neil999]

kinda makes sense playing a load of liverpool players tho, what with them knowing each others game and that

 

[ijjysmith]

kinda makes sense playing a load of liverpool players tho, what with them knowing each others game and that

And being like top and stuff.

The horrendous bells.

 

[tommye]

Sterling?


but why?

 

[bluemangroup]

Big fan of Stevie G me lad, always have been, superb player.

I think your time masquerading as an Evertonian is up.

 

[nigelcoyb]

Can't wait for the world cup the mock despair of middle england and southern blerts as england get exposed again is a joy.

The ill informed words "oh, unlucky again!" completely ignores the coincidence of not producing footballers in this country for decades while buying in skill from abroad ..... yeh, very unlucky.

Fortunately the south americans and major european powers will provide some decent football.

 

[Pabbers]

Flanagan is a left back though isn't he?

No. They dont have a fit left back, so he is filling in.

 

[ijjysmith]

No. They dont have a fit left back, so he is filling in.

Ah ok.

I try not to pay too close attention to them if i can help it.

 

[ijjysmith]

The ill informed words "oh, unlucky again!" completely ignores the coincidence of not producing footballers in this country for decades while buying in skill from abroad ..... yeh, very unlucky.

Unreal inaccuracy.

Find me one person who thinks we'll do anything, let alone be 'unlucky'. Southern or otherwise.

 

[nigelcoyb]

Unreal inaccuracy.

Find me one person who thinks we'll do anything, let alone be 'unlucky'. Southern or otherwise.

Give it time lad, they'll be queuing up when Rooney gets sent off again and we get knocked out by a last minute penno.

Hilarious how predictable it is.

 

[Hellerad]

America here, to tell you Saxon offshoots how to line up for another round of underachieving posh tw@s vs. the World.

GK: Joe "at least I'm not Robert Green" Hart
RB: Glenn "there's literally nobody else" Johnson
CB: Gary "John Terry, Jr." Cahill
CB: Phil "wishes he was John Stones" Jagielka
LB: Leighton "hands off my Lolly ice" Baines
CM: Steven "Nickname removed pending lawsuit" Gerrard
CM: Gareth "You Shall Not Pass" Barry
RM: Alexander "I don't need another name but lets go with Kieran Gibbs" Oxlade-Chamberlain
AM: Wayne "Coleen" Rooney
LM: Adam "Come at me bro" Lallana
ST: Daniel "I feel dirty typing this" Sturridge

The rest:
Fraser "Scottish League is pretty bad" Forster
John "I'm just here for the beaches" Ruddy
John "M[Profanity Filter]g" Stones
Phil "Vanila" Jones
Kieran "Ox" Gibbs
Luke "Chelsea" Shaw
Ross "Boss" Barkley
Jack "Josephine" Wilshire
Michael "Crab Pass" Carrick
Frank "Koff" Lampard
Raheem "I should have a chaperone" Sterling
Danny " @MoutsGoat " Welbeck
Rickie "I've earned it" Lambert

 

[Goat]

Welbeck makes baby jesus cry.

 

[AggieToffee]

America here, to tell you Saxon offshoots how to line up for another round of underachieving posh tw@s vs. the World.

GK: Joe "at least I'm not Robert Green" Hart
RB: Glenn "there's literally nobody else" Johnson
CB: Gary "John Terry, Jr." Cahill
CB: Phil "wishes he was John Stones" Jagielka
LB: Leighton "hands off my Lolly ice" Baines
CM: Steven "Nickname removed pending lawsuit" Gerrard
CM: Gareth "You Shall Not Pass" Barry
RM: Alexander "I don't need another name but lets go with Kieran Gibbs" Oxlade-Chamberlain
AM: Wayne "Coleen" Rooney
LM: Adam "Come at me bro" Lallana
ST: Daniel "I feel dirty typing this" Sturridge

The rest:
Fraser "Scottish League is pretty bad" Forster
John "I'm just here for the beaches" Ruddy
John "M[Profanity Filter]g" Stones
Phil "Vanila" Jones
Kieran "Ox" Gibbs
Luke "Chelsea" Shaw
Ross "Boss" Barkley
Jack "Josephine" Wilshire
Michael "Crab Pass" Carrick
Frank "Koff" Lampard
Raheem "I should have a chaperone" Sterling
Danny " @MoutsGoat " Welbeck
Rickie "I've earned it" Lambert

Poetry in motion.

 

[quasi modo]

It doesn't matter who they put out, they will still be coming home after the 3rd game.

 

[ijjysmith]

It doesn't matter who they put out, they will still be coming home after the 3rd game.

The bare facts of the situation.

Still gonna have 3 boss nights with it!