On behalf of 'Merican Evertonians For F*cks Sake
Join, or Die...
(not really)
Join, or Die...
(not really)

Wool Pack
MOUNT UP
Leg it
CLIQUE FFS
Your submarines don't scare us D-Train
When I left, I stole a Nimrod that I keep in my garden. The certified number one sub hunter in the world (until the tories came into power - bastards)
We'll track you down.