Pardew signs new deal until 2020

[bluejock]

If I had two wishes and had to choose between a massive Euromillions win, a night with Mila Kunis and an Alan Pardew heart attack, I'd sincerely hope the second one killed him off.

 

[RFUS]

Watching Parderp flounder is one of the premier league's greatest viewing experiences.

 

[Username]

They'll be operating in a different league at this rate alright.

 

[BlueLlama]

If I had two wishes and had to choose between a massive Euromillions win, a night with Mila Kunis and an Alan Pardew heart attack, I'd sincerely hope the second one killed him off.

Wowsers, imagine slotting Kunis as your numbers came up and then finding out Pardew and Kinnear had spontaneously combusted

 

[Deleted member 28206]

If I had two wishes and had to choose between a massive Euromillions win, a night with Mila Kunis and an Alan Pardew heart attack, I'd sincerely hope the second one killed him off.

Jesus Christ Jock. That's f*cking terrible.

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

If I had two wishes and had to choose between a massive Euromillions win, a night with Mila Kunis and an Alan Pardew heart attack, I'd sincerely hope the second one killed him off.

Christ Jock

He's not THAT bad

 

[toffeejack]

i always thought mila kunis was a woman myself

...learn something new ...

 

[toffee matt]

No joke this is kinnear

 

[noharmdone]

No joke this is kinnear

You've got to be joking here ?