Overheard

harryjam · July 10, 2012

Not sure whether this will work but it could be wonderful. Post what you overhear in public and where you heard it. A few weeks ago in Lincoln I overheard someone say this, "So I left her naked on the floor covered in rasberries, with a jam jar up her [Poor language removed]".

icburns · July 10, 2012

harryjam said:
Not sure whether this will work but it could be wonderful. Post what you overhear in public and where you heard it. A few weeks ago in Lincoln I overheard someone say this, "So I left her naked on the floor covered in rasberries, with a jam jar up her [Poor language removed]".

harryjam, eh?

The T-Dex · July 10, 2012

More Hairyjam, that story.

Dom1878 · July 10, 2012

On my way out of ljmu and i walked past a woman who was mid 20's on the phone, and she said "he was so f'kin pissed off at me so i got on my knees an sucked him off"

Nothing to do with a jam jar, but yeah was funny at the time, about 15 people must of heard her too, wasn't like she was talking quietly

Cena · July 10, 2012

I didn't personally hear it but best one i was told was when a Ambulance went past these lads and down the road.

Lad 'Arrrr ey lad, its the health bizzies"

Nails · July 10, 2012

Dom1878 said:
On my way out of ljmu and i walked past a woman who was mid 20's on the phone, and she said "he was so f'kin pissed off at me so i got on my knees an sucked him off"

She knows how to win a man over.

Dom1878 · July 10, 2012

Nails said:
She knows how to win a man over.

I went home and asked my gf why she isn't like that...did not end how I hoped!

paulbefc · July 10, 2012

Cena_is_an_Evertonian said:
I didn't personally hear it but best one i was told was when a Ambulance went past these lads and down the road.

Lad 'Arrrr ey lad, its the health bizzies"

Hahahahaha

Username · July 10, 2012

My nan went into hospital for a few weeks earlier on this year, i visited her with my mum on her ward and in the bed next to me nan was an elderly senile lady who didn't really know what she was doing. We pulled the curtain thing across so we could seperate us from the goings on of the hospital, i'm sitting there talking to me nan when i hear "Mary Noooo No no that's not a toilet that's a fruitbowl!", it was a nurse trying to stop the senile lady from pissing in a fruitbowl.

bluejock · July 10, 2012

Overheard in the bootlocker on a job a few months back in a gruff Glaswiegan accent....

"How dae ye say paedophile in Maltese?"

Summerskin · July 10, 2012

"They're great those two hour driving lessons, 'cause once you've done the first hour...there's still that other hour isn't there."

There was a brilliant Facebook page called "Overheard at LJMU" or something a while back, great read.