Outage - what happened ?

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peteblue said:
Must be the fuses..........
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I've briefly brought this up in another thread, but I think the jizz drainage system was overloaded by the win/signings and GOT experienced a massive backflow event into the fume regulator. It all went to hell after that, the magical elves that move the cursor around in unison with your mouse went on union strike and demanded more magical fairy dust for their labors, a measure the Admins could not achieve without resolving a dispute between the webpage summoner and the fairy dust suppliers (an easily offended lot). Eventually the dispute was mediated by the grand council of interwebz. When the mystical informatic tubes came into alignment, the mediation ceased and terms were set. With the feud over, the elves were placated (thanks, D/D my cursor is working great), but the fume regulator is still offline and some grandiose fool has now handcuffed himself to the popcorn valve. FFS.

I suggest we apply sawdust. Liberally.
 
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Been on GOT so long, wasn't suprised.

...I remember the meltdown back in 2011. Of course, back then, we expected by 2012 technology would have advanced, GOT would be sorted, and we'd all be driving around in flying cars and have replaced the Mrs with sexbot robotic cleaners
 
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EFCNIK said:
I shall send details of the paypal account you can send a compensation payment of £75 to. Thank you.
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Have you been sacked mate. You're on the money hunt big time.

Is this a bad time to say members whos names start with 'E' have to pay an administration fee as this causes database problems due to it being near the 'F' in the alphabet when rewriting the members list at 23:59 BST every night.

Danny asked me not to mention it. The fee is 10% of your post count, in GBP.
 
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Muggins said:
Have you been sacked mate. You're on the money hunt big time.

Is this a bad time to say members whos names start with 'N' have to pay an administration fee as this causes database problems due to it being near the middle of the alphabet when rewriting the members list at 23:59 BST every night.

Danny asked me not to mention it. The fee is 10% of your post count, in GBP.
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I'm just a hustler baby. I haven't been sacked but I'm trying out a new business of extorting money out of members of GOT so I can pay for my hookers and cocaine.

This is fair, but unfortunatly I charge £100 for every second of downtime and also some compensation for the pain Kev101 is inflicting upon all of us. I can't sleep and I feel under constant stress. If we could just deduct the amount I owe you from the amount of money you owe me then we will make this transaction as quick and painless as possible.
 
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