Out of the mouth of babes

The-Golden-Vision · June 7, 2011

My missus said
'you know 'the vicar of Dibley' with Dawn French in it?
'yes' said I
'whats the name of the village they live in?'
:huh::huh::huh::huh::huh::huh::huh:

What's the daftest thing your bird has said to you?

dublinbluenose · June 7, 2011

Moyes will make at least 2 substitutions before 70 mins.

ToffeeBlueNose · June 8, 2011

my bird and her daughter - "is leather made from cow hide"
me - "yes"
bird n daughter -"well they must use the inside"
me -"why"
Them -"because it would have a black and white patch print on it otherwise"

laugh i pi**ed my pants

Tubey · June 8, 2011

Fiance see's a banner outside a school saying 61% of their students got a Grade A-C in their GCSEs.

FIANCE: "61%? Out of how many?"

It's_Just_Not_Cricket · June 8, 2011

a girl I used to date believed there were 360 days in a year....

Del · June 8, 2011

My bird thought diffrent coloured cows gave you diffrent types of milk

Cookachoo · June 8, 2011

A select few from my ex....

"Brazil ? Thats in Spain isn't it" ..........

When looking at some pictures of a mates recent trip to a Zoo, there was a picture of him outside a Reindeer enclosure...... "Reindeers ?!?! I thought they were imaginary !" (What followed was a discussion about Elves, BigFoot and even the Loch Ness Monster)

Mutzo Nutzo · June 8, 2011

Mrs Nutzo and I where talking about Noddy, and the characters in the show, I mentioned Big-Ears, and she pipes up.

"Hmmm what does he look like then?"

mtnkill · June 8, 2011

I knew a girl is high school who could not read an analog clock. I was mortified.

chicoazul · June 8, 2011

azula's mar thought sea horses were mythical creatures.

I pissed.

roydo · June 8, 2011

The-Golden-Vision said:
My missus said
'you know 'the vicar of Dibley' with Dawn French in it?
'yes' said I
'whats the name of the village they live in?'
:huh::huh::huh::huh::huh::huh::huh:

What's the daftest thing your bird has said to you?

Daftest thing I said; "I do."

The-Golden-Vision · June 9, 2011

Missus told me the weather was going to be nice.
'How do you know?' says I
'I looked at the start of the forecast and it said summary'
Cue disbelieving look.