Best description of an Oreo ever made.
As in you wouldn't mind them in your biscuit tin, but you'd be gutted if you put your hand in and it was your first choice.
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Best description of an Oreo ever made.
As in you wouldn't mind them in your biscuit tin, but you'd be gutted if you put your hand in and it was your first choice.
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Why do you monsters keep calling cookies biscuits?
At last you've gone too far.
Do not describe the pork leavings you get at the Tesco labeled "American Bacon" as American Bacon.
Benton's, Nueske's, even Wright Brand, which you can pretty much get anywhere IN AMERICA, is really good stuff and recognizable as bacon even to you lot. If you want a good example of the wispy fatty variety, go with a good Oscar Meyer's or something.
Sheesh - cook the Oscar Meyer in the oven, or in a pan on LOW until it renders and gets crispy - otherwise you'll burn it.
(flounces off)
(returns)
and they're COOKIES, facristsake.
Do not describe the pork leavings you get at the Tesco labeled "American Bacon" as American Bacon.
Benton's, Nueske's, even Wright Brand, which you can pretty much get anywhere IN AMERICA, is really good stuff and recognizable as bacon even to you lot. If you want a good example of the wispy fatty variety, go with a good Oscar Meyer's or something.
Sheesh - cook the Oscar Meyer in the oven, or in a pan on LOW until it renders and gets crispy - otherwise you'll burn it.
(flounces off)
(returns)
and they're COOKIES, facristsake.
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Your bread tastes sweet as well. doesn't make sense.
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