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operation Stick It Up The Barshtads

SET YOUR ALARMS TOMORROW LADS AND LASSES AND MAKE SURE YOU ARE UP AND THE SLEEP IS OUT OF YOUR EYES. GET THE FIRST SMOKE, COFFEE AND MICHAEL KNIGHT OUT OF THE WAY BECAUSE WE'VE GOTTA BE WELL UP FOR THESE LOT, LETHARGY IS NOT AN OPTION, WE HAVE TO BE INTO THESE FROM THE OFF, THE ATMOSPHERE THAT WE CAN GENERATE WHEN WE ARE ON FORM CAN UNSETTLE ANYONE, AND THE MILLIONAIRES OF USHOITED DON'T LIKE IT UP EM.


ROONEY..... THIS LAD CAN BE WOUND LIKE A ROLEX, JUST KEEP THE MOMENTUM GOING AND HE WILL WIND HIMSELF UP TO THE POINT OF SNAPPING. HE IS THE LINCH-PIN THAT WHEN REMOVED THEY WILL FALL APART. HE DOESN'T LIKE IT WHEN WE GET INTO HIM SO DON'T GIVE HIM ANY RESPITE.

FAT LITTLE KNOBHEAD & IT'S ADABEYORS WILL UNDOUBTABLY GET HIM GOING, AS WILL

YOU'RE JUST A LITTLE FAT KNOBHEAD ROONEY ROONEY
YOU'RE JUST A LITTLE FAT KNOBHEAD ROONEY ROONEY
YOU USED TO BE BLUE NOW YOU'RE RED
AND YOU'VE GOT A BALDY HEAD
WAYNE ROONEY WENT BALD AT 23

SOME OF THE COLEEN ONES WILL DO AS WELL.


so suggestions as to who else we can get to ? don't stop for the full 90 and let the bile begin.

* songs about air-disasters aren't the order of the day lads, we aren't r/s so lets not stoop to their very low level.
 

operation Stick It Up The Barshtads

SET YOUR ALARMS TOMORROW LADS AND LASSES AND MAKE SURE YOU ARE UP AND THE SLEEP IS OUT OF YOUR EYES. GET THE FIRST SMOKE, COFFEE AND MICHAEL KNIGHT OUT OF THE WAY BECAUSE WE'VE GOTTA BE WELL UP FOR THESE LOT, LETHARGY IS NOT AN OPTION, WE HAVE TO BE INTO THESE FROM THE OFF, THE ATMOSPHERE THAT WE CAN GENERATE WHEN WE ARE ON FORM CAN UNSETTLE ANYONE, AND THE MILLIONAIRES OF USHOITED DON'T LIKE IT UP EM.


ROONEY..... THIS LAD CAN BE WOUND LIKE A ROLEX, JUST KEEP THE MOMENTUM GOING AND HE WILL WIND HIMSELF UP TO THE POINT OF SNAPPING. HE IS THE LINCH-PIN THAT WHEN REMOVED THEY WILL FALL APART. HE DOESN'T LIKE IT WHEN WE GET INTO HIM SO DON'T GIVE HIM ANY RESPITE.

FAT LITTLE KNOBHEAD & IT'S ADABEYORS WILL UNDOUBTABLY GET HIM GOING, AS WILL

YOU'RE JUST A LITTLE FAT KNOBHEAD ROONEY ROONEY
YOU'RE JUST A LITTLE FAT KNOBHEAD ROONEY ROONEY
YOU USED TO BE BLUE NOW YOU'RE RED
AND YOU'VE GOT A BALDY HEAD
WAYNE ROONEY WENT BALD AT 23

SOME OF THE COLEEN ONES WILL DO AS WELL.


so suggestions as to who else we can get to ? don't stop for the full 90 and let the bile begin.

* songs about air-disasters aren't the order of the day lads, we aren't r/s so lets not stoop to their very low level.

Completely agree
 
Yeah great.Although it is a bit naughty and disrespectful to those who are in a better place,lets listen to them singing-biuld a fire & burn the city fans.......and put the scousers on the top!
**** em.alls fair in love and war.Im not going to sit in the Gwladys st and take a path of purity.
I'm not saying its right,the opposite infact.but,lets see what chants are thrown and to whom and see if WE make the difference by sitting silently with our arms closed.Dont hold your breath lads.Oh,and dont forget what we sing to the [Poor language removed]....Murderers!Rightly or wrongly,its a nasty part of human nature and weak/upsetting/personal things hurt and will always be exploited.:(
But lets give it to Wayne.just to help the lads.
 
Yeah great.Although it is a bit naughty and disrespectful to those who are in a better place,lets listen to them singing-biuld a fire & burn the city fans.......and put the scousers on the top!
**** em.alls fair in love and war.Im not going to sit in the Gwladys st and take a path of purity.
I'm not saying its right,the opposite infact.but,lets see what chants are thrown and to whom and see if WE make the difference by sitting silently with our arms closed.Dont hold your breath lads.Oh,and dont forget what we sing to the [Poor language removed]....Murderers!Rightly or wrongly,its a nasty part of human nature and weak/upsetting/personal things hurt and will always be exploited.:(
But lets give it to Wayne.just to help the lads.

not really sure what you are saying there mate, are you saying that you will sing what neville refers to as 'the runway song' ?

our fanbase is probably one incident away from being made out as the biggest scumbags on the planet, we will get enough stick in the press for giving it to rooney, leave the munich stuff for r/s and leeds, yeah they will sing a load of shabs at us, just like chelsea and every team south of stoke like to sing 'sign on' and other shiz.... do we have vile songs that we throw back at them ?

havin' a go at their support wont do anything for us whatsoever, whereas getting stuck into players and hopefully making them lose it can only help us over the 90. the munich chants have been creeping back, but it will be us that are derided if we sing them, and the shoite always seems to stick where we are concerned........ we still haven't had any kind of apology from the dirty spitting lying [Poor language removed] that is plying his trade at Ewood, the press will be only too happy to bring that up again, and then we will be the biggest racists on the planet who sing disgusting songs about the dead of munich and hillsborough, wether it's true or not.
 

It's started in our place. We have a couple of Man U fans, nice lads, but they've been getting some stick all morning. Hope it don't backfire on me on Monday morning, but I do think we could nick something.

Come On You Blues.
 
For the workplace. :D

What's the difference between Alex Ferguson and God?
God doesn't think he's Alex Ferguson.

What's the difference between a Man-U fan and a Vibrator?
A Man U fan is a real dick.


Did you hear that the British Post Office has just recalled their latest stamps?
They had photos of Manchester United players on them and folks couldn't figure out which side to spit on.



An Everton fan, a City fan and a Man u fan were all in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled crate of booze.
The police rushed in, and each were sentenced to 30 lashes.
Because it was the shiekhs birthday, he was in a good mood, and decided to grant each fan one wish.​
The City fan was first and begged "Please tie a pillow to my back." This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through and the City fan was led away bleeding and crying.
The United fan was next, and he asked for 2 pillows, but again, the pillows only lasted for 20 lashes, and he too was led away bleeding and crying.
The Everton fan was brought up, but before he could say anything, the Sheikh turned to him and said: "You are from a most beautiful part of the world, your city has some of the best bars, nightclubs and restaurants in Europe, your city and football team is known throughout the world. For this, you may have two wishes!"
"Cheers mate, your Most Royal and Merciful Highness", The toffee replies. "In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes."
"Not only are you an honourable, handsome and powerful man, you are also very brave." The Sheik says with an admiring look on his face. "If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. And your second wish? What is it to be?" the Sheikh asks.

"Please tie the Mancs to my back."


A van driver used to amuse himself by running over every Manchester United fan he would see strutting down the side of the road in their ubiquitous red colours. He would swerve to hit them and there would be a loud "THUMP" and then he would swerve back on the road. One day, as the driver was driving along, he saw a priest hitchhiking. He thought he would do a good turn and pulled the van over. He asked the Priest "where are you going, Father?",
"I'm going to say mass at St. Joseph's church, about 2 miles down the road" replied the priest.
"No problem Father! I'll give you a lift"! climb in!"
The happy priest climbed into the passenger seat and the van continued down the road. Suddenly the driver saw a Manchester United fan walking down the road and instinctively swerved to hit him. But, just in time, he remembered the bloody priest, so at the last minute he swerved back to the road, narrowly missing the scum [Poor language removed]. However even though he was certain he missed the glory-hunting [Poor language removed], he still heard a loud "THUD." Not understanding where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors and when he didn't see anything he turned to the priest and said
"I'm sorry Father, I almost hit that Manchester United fan,
"That's okay" replied the priest. "I got the ****er with the door!"
 
I personally havent heard any "Munich" references for a good few years.

Thankfully Rooney takes most of our chanting abuse.


it was the first thing i heard when i walked into o.t. mate, little wonder that their 'security firm' were then waiting to storm our end, the ones who used to get it sung at them in the 80's are now running the security there, so if you want to guarantee a kickin' at their place, that's the way to get one.
 

not really sure what you are saying there mate, are you saying that you will sing what neville refers to as 'the runway song' ?

our fanbase is probably one incident away from being made out as the biggest scumbags on the planet, we will get enough stick in the press for giving it to rooney, leave the munich stuff for r/s and leeds, yeah they will sing a load of shabs at us, just like chelsea and every team south of stoke like to sing 'sign on' and other shiz.... do we have vile songs that we throw back at them ?

havin' a go at their support wont do anything for us whatsoever, whereas getting stuck into players and hopefully making them lose it can only help us over the 90. the munich chants have been creeping back, but it will be us that are derided if we sing them, and the shoite always seems to stick where we are concerned........ we still haven't had any kind of apology from the dirty spitting lying [Poor language removed] that is plying his trade at Ewood, the press will be only too happy to bring that up again, and then we will be the biggest racists on the planet who sing disgusting songs about the dead of munich and hillsborough, wether it's true or not.

You just said exactly what I meant m.:)
 
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