Olympic Sports - That should be !

[Elong]

Pole dancing.

 

[Kurt.]

Egg and spoon race
3 legged race
Sack race
Obstacle course

 

[Moomin]

Celeb Bukkake, get a random Z lister celeb and surround her with 8 Olympians. Fastest two to have a successful shot on target go through to the next round.

 

[Degs62]

Jelly Twister, a team variation of jelly wrestling.

 

[Groucho]

Three and in?

 

[Degs62]

Olympic Bulldog (like British Bulldog but open to all nationalities)

 

[larrygobfiend]

Darts deserves to be in the Olympics. Granted, the majority of them don't exactly look like finely-tuned athletes but surely it's as much of a skill as archery/shooting etc.

Also, snowball fights in the winter Olympics.

 

[Foot Long Hot Dog]

Duelling with pistols, fly home with a Gold or with a flag draped over you.

That'd sort the men from the boys....

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

Chest Fighting

 

[Moomin]

Buzkashi, you know, the game Rambo won in number 3.