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Tragically in one week, David Moyes and Rafael Benitez dies and goes to heaven.
As the Liverpool boss gets to heaven, he is greeted by God, "Hello Rafael, great to meet you at last", says God. "Due to the exceptional work and dedication shown in your job over the past twenty years, you will get your own house in heaven", explains God. "I may add that not everybody gets this sort of privilage here" God says, as he leads Rafael to a cute little bungalow with a red door mat and a Liverpool emblem on the front door.
"Looks great, very nice indeed" says Rafael and as he turns to God he notices a huge palace on the next cloud along, the palace had 4 towers painted royal blue and white, and from the top of each tower is a huge Everton flag, and booming out from the loud speakers is the theme to "Z cars".
Rafael looks at God and screams "What the hell is that?! How come David Moyes gets a place like that when he's never won a thing in his life?!!!"
God looks Rafael deep into his eyes and replies "thats not David Moyes' house, it's mine"
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As the Liverpool boss gets to heaven, he is greeted by God, "Hello Rafael, great to meet you at last", says God. "Due to the exceptional work and dedication shown in your job over the past twenty years, you will get your own house in heaven", explains God. "I may add that not everybody gets this sort of privilage here" God says, as he leads Rafael to a cute little bungalow with a red door mat and a Liverpool emblem on the front door.
"Looks great, very nice indeed" says Rafael and as he turns to God he notices a huge palace on the next cloud along, the palace had 4 towers painted royal blue and white, and from the top of each tower is a huge Everton flag, and booming out from the loud speakers is the theme to "Z cars".
Rafael looks at God and screams "What the hell is that?! How come David Moyes gets a place like that when he's never won a thing in his life?!!!"
God looks Rafael deep into his eyes and replies "thats not David Moyes' house, it's mine"
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