Oi

[Woolly Blue]

You've probably spent at least 6 months in that thread alone.


Make of that what you will.

3 and a half minutes every day for nearly six years. I make that about five days, so you're wrong.

Plainly, to even make a guess at how long someone spends there, you must lurk in there a lot.

When I say lurk ...

 

[tommye]

3 and a half minutes every day for nearly six years. I make that about five days, so you're wrong.

Plainly, to even make a guess at how long someone spends there, you must lurk in there a lot.

When I say lurk ...

Tbh I never go in there. I have all I need in you.

 

[Woolly Blue]

Tbh I never go in there. I have all I need in you.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Ignore Chico mate, he's not a mod.

I've looked at your account and it got automatically locked because the percentage time you spent in the Fit Birds thread exceeded a certain threshold.

Hello

 

[B17BLG]

Interesting take on world football like

 

[toffeejack]

Tbh I never go in there. I have all I need in you.

gaynal?

 

[Woolly Blue]

gaynal?

*flagged for homophobia

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

3 and a half minutes every day for nearly six years. I make that about five days, so you're wrong.

Plainly, to even make a guess at how long someone spends there, you must lurk in there a lot.

When I say lurk ...

Heard you take less than that, and no, my missus never told me! Nor me nan, she's dead like, unless...

 

[Woolly Blue]

Heard you take less than that, and no, my missus never told me!

Due to my arthiritic hands, it takes me at least a minute to unzip.

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

Due to my arthiritic hands, it takes me at least a minute to unzip.

Women were made for that mate.

 

[Woolly Blue]

Women were made for that mate.

Oh yea, I can see that going down well !

Me : All right love, can you just come over here and unzip my jeans ?

Her ( friskily ) : I'll be right over big boy, it's been a while !

Me : Err, actually I want to knock one out over some pics of young filth on the internet

Her : [Swear filter stuff ] off you old perv.

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

Oh yea, I can see that going down well !

Me : All right love, can you just come over here and unzip my jeans ?

Her ( friskily ) : I'll be right over big boy, it's been a while !

Me : Err, actually I want to knock one out over some pics of young filth on the internet

Her : [Swear filter stuff ] off you old perv.

My other half would be made up if that was me, would mean she wouldn't have to touch it.